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And that is a subtitle which explains the stuff a little bit more
Here are the testimonials about the product
I just told you! You've killed me! You lived before you met me?! You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school!Dr. Zoidberg
Bender, quit destroying the universe!
I'm a thing. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?Leela
No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
Well, how'd you become king, then?
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Burn her anyway!
Why? …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!
Don't underestimate the Force.
All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it?
Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.
I care. So, what do you think of her, Han?
I call it luck. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.
I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
Please do not offer my god a peanut. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get. Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.
- Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.
- You don’t win friends with salad.
- I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…